I haven't Tumbled in a while.
Deal with it.
# “Let’s get married” $ “Why?” #...
When you hear the word "sex"
When your parents say it, when your friends say it, when the teacher say it, when someone HOT says it,
Being a gay man on April 1st really works out for...
Ethan: Omg I'm so fucked up I think I just fucked a girl.
Ethan: I don't know dude! I think I liked it! I'm scared.
Me: Wait..who!? How did this happen?
Ethan: April fools ;)
Me: Damn, I believed it.
Ethan: I know right, I've gotten so many people. Hahaha, I'm convincing. Get yo' April fools on betch.