MOUTH OF A SAILOR

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ropunzel:

why are periods a thing

because otherwise sentences would look like this it sure is stressful that you can’t tell when one thought ends and another begins it must be really frustrating an upsetting imagine reading a book like this wow that would be absolutely exhausting

Being a girl and not reading the rest. I immediately thought this was going to be about

..the flow.

12 / 06

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usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

(via mrjpmorgan)

12 / 06

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